Monday, 13 February 2012

GIRLS PLEASE READ THIS (VALENTINE DAY SPEACIAL)

** GIRLS PLEASE
READ THIS **
HERE'S 99 FACTS ABOUT GUYS
1. Guys don’t actually look after
good-looking girls. They prefer neat
and presentable girls.
2. Guys hate flirts.
3. A guy can like you for a minute,
and then forget you afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn’t
understand you, it simply means
you’re not thinking the way he is.
5. “Are you doing something?” or
“Have you eaten already?” are the
first usual questions a guy asks on
the phone just to get out from
stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all
day but before they go to sleep, they
always think about the girl they
truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you, he’ll
disregard all your bad
characteristics.
8. Guys go crazy over a girl’s smile.
9. Guys will do anything just to get
the girl’s attention.
10. Guys hate it when you talk about
your ex-boyfriend.
11. When guys want to meet your
parents. Let them.
12. Guys want to tell you many
things but they can’t. And they sure
have one habit to gain courage and
spirit to tell you many things and it
is drinking!
13. Guys cry!!!
14. Don’t provoke the guy to heat
up. Believe me. He will.
15. Guys can never dream and hope
too much.
16. Guys usually try hard to get the
girl who has dumped them, and this
makes it harder for them to accept
their defeat.
17. When you touch a guy’s heart,
there’s no turning back.
18. Giving a guy a hanging message
like “You know what? Uh…never
mind!” would make him jump to a
conclusion that is far from what you
are thinking.
19. Guys go crazy when girls touch
their hands.
20. Guys are good flatterers when
courting but they usually stammer
when they talk to a girl they really
like.
21. When a guy makes a prolonged
“umm” or makes any excuses when
you’re asking him to do you a favor,
he’s actually saying that he doesn’t
like you and he can’t lay down the
card for you.
22. When a girl says “no”, a guy
hears it as “try again tomorrow.”
23. You have to tell a guy what you
really want before he gets the
message clearly.
24. Guys hate nice boy!
25. Guys love their moms.
26. A guy would sacrifice his money
for lunch just to get you a couple of
roses.
27. A guy often thinks about the
girl who likes him. But this doesn’t
mean that the guy likes her.
28. You can never understand him
unless you listen to him.
29. If a guy tells you he loves you
once in a lifetime. He does.
30. Beware. Guys can make gossips
scatter through half of the face of
the earth faster than girls can.
31. Like Eve, girls are guys’
weaknesses.
32. Guys are very open about
themselves.
33. Its good to test a guy first
before you believe him. But don’t let
him wait that long.
34. No guy is bad when he is courting
35. Guys hate it when their clothes
get dirty. Even a small dot.
36. Guys really admire girls that
they like even if they’re not that
much pretty.
37. Your best friend, whom your
boyfriend seeks help from about his
problems with you may end up being
admired by your boyfriend.
38. If a guy tells you about his
problems, he just needs someone to
listen to him. You don’t need to give
advice.
39. A usual act that proves that the
guy likes you is when he teases you.
40. A guy finds ways to keep you off
from linking with someone else.
41. Guys love girls with brains more
than girls in miniskirts.
42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy
a girl wants but would unluckily get
the wrong one.
43. Guys virtually brag about
anything.
44. Guys cannot keep secrets that
girls tell them.
45. Guys think too much.
46. Guys’ fantasies are unlimited.
47. Girls’ height doesn’t really
matter to a guy but her weight does!
48. Guys tend to get serious with
their relationship and become too
possessive. So watch out girls!!!
49. When a girl makes the boy
suffer during courtship, it would be
hard for him to let go of that girl.
50. It’s not easy for a guy to let go
of his girlfriend after they broke up
especially when they’ve been
together for 3 years or more.
51. You have to tell a guy what you
really want before getting involved
with that guy.
52. A guy has to experience
rejection, because if he’s too-good-
never-been-busted, never been in
love and hurt, he won’t be matured
and grow up.
53. When an unlikable circumstance
comes, guys blame themselves a lot
more than girls do. They could even
hurt themselves physically.
54. Guys have strong passion to
change but have weak will power.
55. Guys are tigers in their peer
groups but become tamed pussycats
with their girlfriends.
56. When a guy pretends to be calm,
check if he’s sweating. You’ll
probably see that he is nervous.
57. When a guy says he is going
crazy about the girl. He really is.
58. When a guy asks you to leave
him alone, he’s just actually saying,
“Please come and listen to me”
59. Guys don’t really have final
decisions.
60. When a guy loves you, bring out
the best in him.
61. If a guy starts to talk seriously,
listen to him.
62. If a guy has been kept shut or
silent, say something.
63. Guys believe that there’s no such
thing as love at first sight, but court
the girls anyway and then realize at
the end that he is wrong.
64. Guys like femininity not
feebleness.
65. Guys don’t like girls who punch
harder than they do.
66. A guy may instantly know if the
girl likes him but can never be sure
unless the girl tells him.
67. A guy would waste his time over
video games and basketball, the way
a girl would do over her romance
novels and make-ups.
68. Guys love girls who can cook or
bake.
69. Guys like girls who are like their
moms. No kidding!
70. A guy has more problems than
you can see with your naked eyes.
71. A guy’s friend knows everything
about him. Use this to your
advantage.
72. Don’t be a snob. Guys may easily
give up on the first sign of
rejection.
73. Don’t be biased. Try loving a guy
without prejudice and you’ll be
surprised.
74. Girls who bathe in their eau de
perfumes do more repelling than
attracting guys.
75. Guys are more talkative than
girls are especially when the topic is
about girls.
76. Guys don’t comprehend the
statement “Get lost” too well.
77. Guys really think that girls are
strange and have unpredictable
decisions but still love them more.
78. When a guy gives a crooked or
pretentious grin at your jokes, he
finds them offending and he just
tried to be polite.
79. Guys don’t care about how shiny
their shoes are unlike girls.
80. Guys tend to generalize about
girls but once they get to know
them, they’ll realize they’re wrong.
81. Any guy can handle his
problems all by his own. He’s just
too stubborn to deal with it.
82. Guys find it so objectionable
when a girl swears.
83. Guys’ weakest point is at the
knee.
84. When a problem arises, a guy
usually keeps himself cool but is
already thinking of a way out.
85. When a guy is conscious of his
looks, it shows he is not good at
fixing things.
86. When a guy looks at you, either
he’s amazed of you or he’s
criticizing you.
87. When you catch him cheating on
you and he asks for a second
chance, give it to him. But when you
catch him again and he asks for
another chance, ignore him.
88. If a guy lets you go, he really
loves you.
89. If you have a boyfriend, and
your boy best friend always glances
at you and it obviously shows that
he is jealous whenever you’re with
your boyfriend, all I can say is your
boy best friend loves you more than
your boyfriend does.
90. Guys learn from experience not
from the romance books that girls
read and take as their basis of
experience.
91. You can tell if a guy is really
hurt or in pain when he cries in
front of you!
92. If a guy suddenly asks you for a
date, ask him first why.
93. When a guy says he can’t sleep
if he doesn’t hear your voice even
just for one night, hang up. He also
tells that to another girl. He only
flatters you and sometimes makes
fun of you.
94. You can truly say that a guy has
good intentions if you see him
praying sometimes.
95. Guys seek for advice not from a
guy but from a girl.
96. Girls are allowed to touch boys’
things. Not their hair!
97. If a guy says you’re beautiful,
that guy likes you.
98. Guys hate girls who overreact.
99. Guys love you more than you
love them if they are serious in your
relationships.
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